No, honey, you're not going to work dressed like that — only to fuck off

Cheated on his wife with the first woman he met and regretted it

You got the wrong number and called an escort instead of a cook — even better

Sucking courses are good, but you need practice. Suck it, honey

Didn't want to fuck on the plane, well here we are in the hotel — get your dick out

What kind of work are you going to do dressed like that? Oh, we're quarantined

Slutty wife invited her neighbor into the bedroom and took hold of his dick

Honey, I googled how to come from a massage. Why don't we give it a shot?

I thought you were late, but when you saw your tits you didn't want your whores?

I don't have to cook for you, but I do give you on a schedule

Every time I pick up a T-shirt, all the issues resolve themselves

Called an ambulance and had a domestic coronavirus test